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Action / Adventure
Desert Battle
Kill the enemy shootists and gun emplacements by firing missles and rockets at them. You're the pilo
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Outer Space
Use thrusters to navigate the probe around asteroids and back to the space shuttle.
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Superbowl Commercials Greys Anatomy
I watched about the first 6 minutes of this show after the game. This was the hook they used to sucker heterosexual men into watching it. After this scene, it became Sex In The City, only worse.
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Skate Park
The bowl, ramps, inclines, grind rails, vert ramp, launch ramps, fun boxes, mini ramp, quarter pipe, kicker ramp... umm. Ollie. Uhh... I'm just trying to list all the skateboarding terms I can think of. Trucks! umm... Grip tape?
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Light Fishing
I guess the lights make the fish panic so they start jumping all over the place.
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Bikini Contest Dance
I hope that in my next life I come back as a better looking guy. Nahh, screw that. I hope that in my next life I come back as a tiny black bikini bottom.
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Cookie Blues
A really well done animation about the hardships of being.. that's right, a cookie. Who made this? If you know, please send us an email so we can link to their site.
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Whacky Checkers
You sit there like half a retard and all of a sudden you're Sea Biscuit all over the place?! Are you f**king with me!? (Did anyone see Bad Santa?)
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Inline Skater Smashes Nuts
This is nothing. I do this kind of thing all the time and it doesn't hurt a b... aww, who am I kidding? This guy's voice is now three octives higher.
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Figure Skating Bloopers
I'll bet more people would have watched the Olympics if there was more of this too. Some times I think people only watch figure skating because they think they might get to see somebody lose a finger.
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Cheerleader That Keeps On Cheering
Hey, what's a little paralysis when you have this much team spirit? Wouldn't it be terrible if she had some spinal cord injury and she was totally crippled for doing this?
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Hit Me Baby
Hit them one more time. Use something hard this time too, like a hammer or a lug-wrench.
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Dizzy Cat
Because really. At the end of the day, what's more fun than torturing your pet, right? I think there might be laws against this kind of thing. At least there should be.
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Drunk Concert Pass Out
Somebody is going to get their money's worth out of this All-U-Can-Drink thing if it's the last think they do.
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Mlk Day
Most Offensive Video - Martin Luther King Day. Please try not to take this too seriously.
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Drunk Redskins Party
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming.
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Drunk Driving 3
Ok, we get it already. Drinking and driving can lead to accidents. But I'm telling you; I drive a LOT better when I'm drunk. Otherwise I'm shaking too much to control the car.
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