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Whats Her Bra Size
Gentlemen do you know your boobs? Its time to weed out those that do from those that just think they do in this whats her bra size guessing game.
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Hau Den Dax
Let the power sky rocket hit it and see what your rating is on the graph.
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Superbowl Commercials New Escallade
I always thought it would be funny to have Abraham Lincoln driving down the highway in an SUV. And every time he passes a field, there would be black guys in chains and when the truck passed, the chains would magicaly fall off. And you could call it the Lincoln Emancipator. I don't know. I guess that's why I don't work in advertising.
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Skate Park
The bowl, ramps, inclines, grind rails, vert ramp, launch ramps, fun boxes, mini ramp, quarter pipe, kicker ramp... umm. Ollie. Uhh... I'm just trying to list all the skateboarding terms I can think of. Trucks! umm... Grip tape?
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Robotic Mule Animal Kick
Awesome! Now my army of cyborg robots can all ride horses. My plan is really starting to come together.
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Hayabusa 390 Kmph
Cindy, from LaJolla California sent this and says she was able to drive her Suzuki Hayabusa to over 390 Kilometers per hour.
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Bikini Contest Dance
I hope that in my next life I come back as a better looking guy. Nahh, screw that. I hope that in my next life I come back as a tiny black bikini bottom.
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Goat Cramp
I was sure that only parrots can do tricks like that.. i might have mistaken..
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Figure Skating Bloopers
I'll bet more people would have watched the Olympics if there was more of this too. Some times I think people only watch figure skating because they think they might get to see somebody lose a finger.
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Cheerleader That Keeps On Cheering
Hey, what's a little paralysis when you have this much team spirit? Wouldn't it be terrible if she had some spinal cord injury and she was totally crippled for doing this?
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Hit Me Baby
Hit them one more time. Use something hard this time too, like a hammer or a lug-wrench.
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Dizzy Cat
Because really. At the end of the day, what's more fun than torturing your pet, right? I think there might be laws against this kind of thing. At least there should be.
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Drunk Concert Pass Out
Somebody is going to get their money's worth out of this All-U-Can-Drink thing if it's the last think they do.
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Drunk Driving 3
Ok, we get it already. Drinking and driving can lead to accidents. But I'm telling you; I drive a LOT better when I'm drunk. Otherwise I'm shaking too much to control the car.
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Drunk Redskins Party
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming.
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Mlk Day
Most Offensive Video - Martin Luther King Day. Please try not to take this too seriously.
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